"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."
— (via sarcasmfluently)
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Im lying down how do I do this
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog
"Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it."
— (via sufferxthexagony)
"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via lovequotesrus)
"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
— I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)
im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble